Sunday, April 5, 2009


I was in California for work we toured a clients back yard oasis. He had many animals. As we were leaving one of the good old boys with his Texas twang says to the guy. " I like your life style" The guys is like what. He repeats I like your life style. You could tell the guy was thinking you think I'm Gay. Finally I interjected he's saying he like your "live stock" with a southern accent. The guys face relaxed and we all had a good laugh.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Indianapolis whats not to love about a city with steaming sewers. This is actually one of the coolest things I saw there besides the Limo that picked me up at the airport. The next picture is a view from my hotel of the war monument at city center. Indy was cool but probably better in the summer.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


I Went to China earlier this year. My brother in law was there for his company and said that at his factory the workers had a basketball court and they wanted to play the Americans. I said it sounded fun. We went to the court that evening and had a blast. When I got the ball, shot a long shoot and made the basket I heard Wwaaaaaaaahhhhhh. I almost fell over laughing. There must have been 70 people watching the game and their Bruce Lee like cheer was funny. That's my favorite China story.


The other day my son comes out of the master bathroom looking rather perturbed. I asked him what was wrong. He said "that Magazine that says Total Body Sex really bothered me" I had to go see what magazine he was talking about. Apparently it was Cosmo. I'll have to talk to my wife if she needs to read articles like "Your O Face" maybe something is wrong?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Driving along in my truck with my 7 year old son. Our dog was sitting between us. I turned to my son and asked him if he enjoyed riding with our dog he replied dead seriously "No i'd rather have a trunk monkey"..... Have you ever seen a trunk monkey at the zoo?